From: your friendly public announcer

lookie what I got in my inbox today. I’m going tonight to test legitimacy and because I can’t resist getting out of the house free stuff ::

It appears that many retail chain stores have been gouging on the unsuspecting customers on the prices of cosmetics from a long time. So, they have settled a class action law suite by agreeing to give any customer who walks-in and asks for, a cosmetic item of worth $25.00 just for today. . So, on your way back home, please check if you have the following stores en route – Bergdorf Goodman, Bloomingdale’s, Dillard’s, Macy’s, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue.

You can pick up any cosmetic item of worth $25.00 by just asking for it.

Just go to the cosmetic counter stand in line sign off on the Class action paperwork and they will give you a gift worth $25.00 just for asking for it. Although it doesn’t sound like you get to pick. If you’re a guy you get guy stuff, if you are a gal you get girlie stuff.

Lost!

gone: upper right incisor!

Ford is one of those firstborn children who considers all the possible outcomes before attempting something new. He isn’t the type of child who just, say, FORDS the stream, full tilt. So when this little front tooth started wiggling, he was in no rush to yank it out like he sees his friends do at recess. Instead, he let it hang there until it was dang ready.

gone: upper right incisor!

Of course, Ford has no problem at all plowing to center stage, and this new gaping gaptooth smile here is his latest prop.

gone: upper right incisor!

But oh! All the wrangling he did to divert food from this tooth for weeks, carefully brushing the poor dead thing until it bore no resistance to the toothbrush. It was getting kind of gross, in the end, dangling there by a thread.

Wait. It’s still kind of gross, really.

“It just came out when I was running! I didn’t do a thing!”
YEAH! SO ready was this tooth that when it finally fell out, there was no blood,

gone: upper right incisor!

just a little gummy middle finger.

gone: upper right incisor!