Fight or Flight Syndrome: does this include eating?

I came home tonight from the gym at ten o’clock, ravenous, to find leftover chicken BBQ on the dinner table. So I dropped my bags, haunched over the table (too hungry to sit down) and started inhaling a drumstick. Outside the kitchen window, the hedge whacked into the pane suddenly. I froze, staring into my reflection: I stood over my food with my hair on end, arms outstretched, and chicken in my cheek, not much differently than my dog does when Damon looks at him sideways. But I wasn’t about to run to the window for a face off, up close, to see what I was up against. Instead, I stood there, chewing the meat, guarding my kill and watching the bush sway back and forth; all I could see were the illuminated leaves beating against the glass. After a few seconds, it ceased.
I kept a blind eye on that black window, until I was convinced the animal had either left or settled comfortably in the bush to stare at me while I ate, and then I licked my greasy fingers and continued engulfing bird parts.

2 Replies to “Fight or Flight Syndrome: does this include eating?”

  1. God I love this post…ha! I’m often caught in that pose…just without anyone/thing on the other side of the window…but I always fear the neighbors across the driveway will one night catch us hunched over the coffee table hoovering takeout like it’s our last meal…so romantic…

    FABULOUS blog! I’ll be back (I’ve read through a bunch of your older posts.) GREAT banner, by the way.

  2. i have so done that with chicken wings when starving – which reminds me i am starving right now and it’s a few hours until dinner.

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