Tomorrow’s Forecast: 95% chance of You’re So Screwed

It is midnight, and I can’t sleep.
Two quiet kittens sit, huddled on the stoop, waiting for me to open the door.
It appears somebody left them.
And it appears the cats have already taken us.
Tomorrow, the children will find them.
And then?

Shit.

7 Replies to “Tomorrow’s Forecast: 95% chance of You’re So Screwed”

  1. Ugh, that just happened to us but the hubby shooed them away, cuz he’s mean like that. No, we have a dog and just don’t know what to do with cats. The girls would have loved them.

  2. someone told me once to not have pets until the kids are all older than 6. i scoffed and thought she was a party pooper. but, she was right! aaaaaaaah! the cat and the boys are a terrible mix, cuddling is so not cuddly for the cat, and the baby goes crazy when she sees him. he has also pounced on her for no reason other than playfulness and given her a bite so he stays outside until . . . everyone is over 6?

    good luck!

  3. They haven’t told me yet, and they’re probably not gonna talk to me for a while after I take them in to get them neutered.

    Damn…I promised my husband I’d never be a catblogger 🙂

  4. Cyndi: even funnier, depending on your perspective, is that I’m now the mother of 3 rats, 2 cats, 1 dog..and a tarantula. Oh, and 2 kids 🙂

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